The 50 most relevant facts about Esther Schneeweisz, randomly ordered:

Fact #01: Also known as: Astera / tgfkae (the girl formerly known as Esther) / Miss Snowwhite / Marzipanreeh / Okapi / sweets.

Fact #02: Berliner-by-choice. At least for 50% of the year.

Fact #03: Founder of Team Dirty Chai, a.k.a. TDC, hashtagged #tdcag on Twitter. Taking care of press coverage, story-building, and a Flickr appreciation group.

Fact #04: Creator of several not-so-very wide-spread internet memes, and explaining them by conversions to mathematical formulas.

Fact #05: Never tested biological weapons on fellow teammates. Pretty constantly rickrolling them though, partly by accident.

Fact #06: Industrial designer stuck at the University of Applied Arts Vienna.

Fact #07: Working about 16 hours a day as a troublemaker and -shooter in only one person.

Fact #08: Start-up marketing consultant.

Fact #09: Account manager at a young & dynamic advertising and design agency.

Fact #10: Working on the Soviet Unterzoegersdorf Sector II adventure game (and several other projects for Monochrom).

Fact #11: Addicted to design, tech and aesthetics in general.

Fact #12: Photoshop wizard.

Fact #13: Geeky games concept consultant.

Fact #14: The personified feedback.

Fact #15: Part of the Metalab documentation e1337e.

Fact #16: Part time stylist.

Fact #17: Part-of-part time blogger.

Fact #18: Obsessed with language.

Fact #19: The one and only Suicide Girl riding a golden single speed racer.

Fact #20: Giving vegan cupcake baking workshops.

Fact #21: Involved in waaay too many projects.

Fact #22: Former assistant at the UoAA, institute for design; and studio manager of Kabiljo, Inc.

Fact #23: Has worked on various talks, exhibitions and fashion shows.

Fact #24: Said to be 'the super human motivator. Without black magic'.

Fact #25: Heavy conference crasher.

Fact #26: Currently aiming to incorporate sex, sheepy fluffiness and heavy alcoholic drinks to a robot engineering project.

Fact #27: Still working on an Apple-z life hack. Asked to invent motivation-out-of-the-bottle right afterwards.

Fact #28: Ruby coding n00b.

Fact #29: Easily gathering fancrowds, as, for example, Bunnie the Chumby hacker guy.

Fact #30: Feels attracted by nerds and geeks. Naturally, that is.

Fact #31: Is dating via Twitter only.

Fact #32: Was trying hardest to make peeps think she's emo. Epically failed.

Fact #33: Insulting the one human being on earth she's officially not a fan of by perpetually calling him sensitive.

Fact #34: Addicted to caffeine, as to be found in Club Mate, straight coffee and dirty soy chai mainly.

Fact #35: Can make one hell of a dirty chai latte.

Fact #36: Claims not to have a sleeping disorder, but being trapped in the wrong time zone.

Fact #37: Just about to replace her soul with caffeine and become immortal.

Fact #38: Has found a way to actively dream of ninja games against morphing super-evil killers and fighting them while flying.

Fact #39: Loves lock picking as a substitute for dumbing down with television.

Fact #40: Vinyl collector & 'weird' music addict.

Fact #41: Collector of sick tattoo ideas.

Fact #42: Has the skin tone of Pantone 475 c.

Fact #43: Was told never to have babies. Wouldn't even think about that being an option, anyway.

Fact #44: Said to be a postmodernist. Not confirmed. Yet.

Fact #45: Funnily and/or oddly enough, she's proud of being a geek while getting most het up when being called an artist.

Fact #46: Little Miss cynic herself.

Fact #47: Extreme skills in being cryptic in terms of all communication matters.

Fact #48: Makes noises.

Fact #49: Definitely not able to put her life into one single phrase, no matter in how many characters.

Fact #50: Won the internet on March 10th, 2008 01:49 am.